Matteias Collet

About

Speed Date

Hi, I’m Matteias (aka BitPatty or psychonauter depending on who you ask), a 31-year-old* software engineer from the Swiss alps.

Everything there is to know about me

I enjoy speedrunning, demoscene, learning about planes and exploring open source projects. I watch a lot of movies, my favourite ones being Isle of Dogs and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Contrary to my nick, Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders is the game I enjoyed the most, while in real life I prefer playing Jass with friends and family. I’m from a small village in the Swiss Alps and speak Romansh, Swiss German, German, English and some basic Italian. I’m a quartermaster sergeant in the Swiss Armed Forces. My profile image is an edit of an unofficial Calvin and Hobbes strip.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is your project <insert project name here> dead?

No.

But there hasn’t been any update since <insert month and year>?

Sorry for keeping you waiting.

Contact

You can reach me via email at matteias.collet@pm.me .

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* This number might be out of date, really depends on when I last updated this website ¯\_(ツ)_/¯