Matteias Collet

About

Speed Date

Hi, I’m Matteias (aka BitPatty or psychonauter depending on who you ask), a 31-year-old* software engineer from the Swiss mountains.

Everything there is to know about me

I enjoy speedrunning, learning about planes and exploring open source projects. I watch a lot of movies, my favourite ones being Isle of Dogs, Treasure Planet and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. My favourite TV show is Life. Contrary to my nick, Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders is the game I enjoyed the most, while in real life I prefer playing Jass with friends and family. I’m from a small village in the Swiss Alps and speak Romansh, Swiss German, German, English and some Italian. I’m a quartermaster sergeant in the Swiss Armed Forces. My profile image is taken from an unofficial Calvin and Hobbes strip.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is your project <insert project name here> dead?

No.

But there hasn’t been any update since <insert month and year>?

Sorry for keeping you waiting.

Contact

You can reach me via email at matteias.collet@pm.me .

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* This number might be out of date, really depends on when I last updated this website ¯\_(ツ)_/¯